Public Display of Affection

You know something? Who actually cares about what really happens around here?

Had lunch with TM at Canteen A and a weird couple sat across us. Too bad my back was facing them but I was able to see everything from the reflection of the window in front of me. And TM was also telling me what was happening when I couldn't see too clearly.

The girl was seated at her table while the guy was somehow kneeling next to her; and taking up way too much space along the narrow aisle.

So after putting our bags down we went to get our food. At that point of time, they were just being annoying, especially the guy. We couldn't hear what he was saying to her. He was whispering.

20min later when we're back with our food, the dude was still kneeling there. And all of a sudden, he exclaimed loudly, "小倩, 你能当我的女朋友吗?"

小倩?? What is this?? Pretty obvious where they are from. But 小倩?? That is just plain stupid, not to mention so insulting to the only 小倩 I knew so far. "A Chinese Ghost Story".. Remember?? "倩女幽魂". The female actress from that movie was really really very pretty. Joey Wong 王祖賢.

The student, however, was freakishly disgusting. Relatively of course.

So back to the story. The girl was tearing upon hearing what the dude said and the dude was saying things like "I'll take care of you forever", "I'll love you forever" etc etc. In Chinese of course.

I couldn't take their mushiness anymore. I walked up to him holding the tray with my pork bento set which came with a slice of watermelon and half a bowl of instant miso soup AND I broke the vibe with a simple, "Hi excuse me."

Do note that I said it in an absolutely sarcastic tone.

He mumbled his apologies and gave way.

We set down and started eating.

And the torture continued.

SHE: 你会永远的爱我吗?
HE: 我一定会永远爱你
SHE: 真的吗?
HE: 我真的会非常非常的爱你!
SHE: 你答应不会看别的女孩子?
HE: 我只会看我亲爱的宝贝小倩

ZOMGWTFLOLBBQ

I'm trying to have my lunch and they're being so mushy. Didn't help that the pork bento set tasted like crap. Rice was lukewarm, sauce was starchy, pork was over-fried, soup was too salty.

And then it started. They started.

The guy went to sit next to the girl while she was still eating and placed his hand on her back. And started stroking his hand up and down her back. After a while, it went around her waist. And about 5min later, the hand went to the inner thigh.

All this time I saw everything through the reflection of the window in front of me.

Goodness.

1pm. Lunch rush. And they're doing that in the middle of a canteen?

And after the girl finished her meal she rested her head on his crotch.

TM and I just couldn't take it anymore. I turned around and was about to say something, but another guy beat me to it.

That guy went up to the couple, placed one of his leg on a chair next to them, leaned on that leg, leaned to the couple and said, "Eh BRO! Give me a BREAK la! You all do this for 1hr already leh! Enough la! PLEASE! Enough la! Just go back to your Hall and fuck her ok?"

The whole canteen was roaring with support and clapped and cheered him.

Of course the horny dude wasn't too happy. He stood up and with a heavily-accented English, "What is your problem?"

The guy replied instantaneously, "YOUR FACE!" and walked off.

EPIC WIN LA!

So much for an otherwise boring day.